- Walk into the lobby, anxious as ever!
- look around, find a directory, which floor?...
- Elevator doors open, packed & squeezed tightly
- "level 7 please" trying not to touch shoulders with the germ infested man directly next to me (don't inhale his cough, breath through your mouth... wait I can contract it that way too)
- keep pushing farther away from the sickling, moving closer to the gentleman sitting in the wheel chair, his eyes right at hip level
- feeling his heavy breathing and his eyes crawl up my back.
- *Push & shove "excuse us this is our floor" as the nurse hits the back of my ankle with the old mans foot rest attached to the wheel chair.
- *elevator doors open, sign says: Chemotherapy
- Give the man eye contact and a head nod, a sign of good luck
- Doors close, motion upward, next illuminated number 3
- Open to the next sign: CAT SCAN
- the gentleman that was coughing all over my personal bubble, gets off with hanker chief in hand covering his mouth looking as if he was about to cough again
- "Have a beautiful day young lady"
- the doors begin to shut again, realizing I'm the last remaining in the elevator
- moving swiftly up the shafts to my designated floor
- the doors open wide, one more time, I look at the sign: OBGYN
- This is the floor
- walk into a LED lit room, lots of pregnant woman & screaming children
- throwing magazines, seeking the attention of their parental
- walk up to the receptionist "Hi I have an appointment", "Last name?" in a mutter, with little eye contact or even a slight lift of her head from her monitor.
- "your appointments at 11:30, it's 11:15, there are a few people ahead of you"
- " No problem, that's why I got here early"
- Throwing a clip board over the counter "fill all the highlighted parts out, and bring it back to me when your done."
- Walking away from the counter, back into the chaos of mothers consoling children, and overdue pregnant women feeling the affects of there over bearing child laying low on their bladders.
- I sit down beside mothers that allow the chairs to be used as a jungle gym for their hyperactive children
- look down at the clip board
- papers read "change of residency" "has there been a change in your residency in the last year" check: No
- Change of insurance: check NO
- Change in Medication :NO
- Family History: oh God you expect me to know that in depth?!
- return the clipboard at 11:22
- Now go sit in the corner, far enough away from the child in the stroller pelting a magazine at the poor expecting mothers head.
- look around trying find something to distract you from your empathetic staring 'Oh look a magazine from 2011'
- flip through it once, find some good articles
- go back to the beginning flip through it again
- read the pop culture articles from five years ago, refresh your memory on what was never important, like Beyonce's baby being born..
- next magazine... "how long have a I been waiting?" look at the clock
- Clock reads 11:50
- 20 minutes late for my appointment
- Start getting antsy
- five more minutes pass
- 11:55- Walk up to the counter, "Are the doctors running a little late today?"
- "Yes, but your the next to be seen. Just have a seat you'll be taken care of soon"
- before sitting back down with the animals, I hear my name "Mackenzie?"
- Run over to the open door where the nurse stands and asks my date of birth.
- 10/1/93
- "can I get your height & weight"
- "Okay, I'll take you into this room now to get your blood pressure and have you answer a few questions"
- rap a Velcro band around my bicep, contracting till I feel the pulse in my arm
- Blood Pressure :"normal"
- "any abnormal feelings" -"Feeling normal"
- "change in your medication/ or current meds that your on"
- how many alcoholic beverages per week?
- smoke?
- what?
- how much?
- direct eye contact from the nurse, "It's bad for you, you should really try and stop" (obviously)
- "any specific reason why your here today?"
- just the annual check up
- "the doctor will be right in"
- Panorama the new room
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Genre: Doctor Edition
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